Kids Pick the Funniest Poems by Bruce Lansky
Author:Bruce Lansky
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Meadowbrook
Icky
Icky, sticky, slimy sludge,
A greasy, gloppy, grimy smudge,
Oozy, swampy puddle splatter,
Gooey, gunky cookie batter.
Dirty, filthy, mucky scum,
Gluey, stringy, tacky gum,
Meat and sauce from sloppy joes—
Time, I guess, to change my clothes.
Joyce Armor
The Kindergarten Concert
The kindergarten concert was an interesting show.
Peter walked onto the stage and yelled, “I have to go!”
Katie was embarrassed, but she had nowhere to hide.
She raised her dress to hide her face. Her mother almost died.
Keith removed his tie and said, “It’s ugly, Dad. I hate it!”
David picked his nose on stage. What’s worse is that he ate it.
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